It’s not like anyone should
take television and web news writers and forecasters seriously about
word invention, but the recent flurry of made-up storm headlines
featuring “snowpocalypse” or “snowmageddon” show a lack of theological
knowledge and bring out my inner Andy Rooney linguistic rage. (If you
are younger than me, google him. Rooney raised irritation to an art
form.)
Snowpocalypse? Seriously? Lots of people just
think “apocalypse” is a superlative indicating “really really big and
dangerous, life threatening even.” The idiosyncratic use of
“apocalypse” as a synonym for cosmic cataclysm goes back to 20th century
evangelical writers of the dispensationalist bent who became emeshed in
preparing for the End Times. So the blizzard to end all blizzards gets
grafted together into a snowpocalypse. Bleah.
The Greek
word, “apocalyptic,” used in the Christian Bible really means “the
uncovering,” or “the revealing.” The apocalyptic literary form is
represented by several passages in the gospels about the end times and
in the last book of the New Testament, the Revelation to John.
Underneath a lot of symbolic language and stories and weird plot lines
there is a sub-narrative of faith which the knowing readers would
understand, because they had the key to understand the truth hidden
under the surface. If the book fell into the hands of the authorities
who didn’t have the critical decoder, it looked like the ravings of a
deranged mind. But if you had the interpretive key, it makes sense and
tells you that God is still in charge, even though evil seems to be on
the ascendency, and God’s people will be ultimately delivered from
evil. In the case of Revelation, being very early in Christian history,
the secret keys may well have been passed along verbally by travellers
between churches. That information for interpretation has been lost,
leaving interpreters to sort things out since. That also means two
millennia of trying to unravel the secrets have led to many, many, often
competing, interpretations. And in that time, the meaning of
apocalyptic as the revealing and uncovering of spiritual truth hidden
from the unbeliever was forgotten, and it slowly came to mean something
big and life threatening. But it really means unhiding something
important.
So actually, the apocalyptic part of the Blizzard Juno was the clean up,
the snowplowing. In fact the most delightful “uncovering” was that
bartender who went and shoveled off the finish line of the Boston
Marathon. Now that was a revealing worthy of the word!
The other meteorological fabrication, Snowmageddon, comes from a single
reference in the Revelation to John to the site of a climactic battle.
It seems to refer to a minor mountain in the Jezreel valley
west-southwest of the Sea of Galilee, Har Megiddo. On present day maps
of Israel, look for Megiddo. It was the location of several big battles
over centuries, so for John to situate a cataclysmic battle between
forces of good and forces of evil there made literary sense. Think of
how we refer to someone’s “Waterloo.” However, since it was in the
apocalyptic last book of our Bible, Christians who desired to find in
Revelation a scenario of the end times picked up on Armageddon as the
scene of the cosmic battle of good and evil. Dispensationalists
particularly emphasized the battle at Har Megiddo as the end-time battle
to end all battles, and, incidentally, the battle to end time. Much of
what people think about “the end times” comes from that minority niche
of Christianity, but it was so vivid that even people whose theology
doesn’t include apocalyptic scenarios refer to it. It was a short step
for people to call anything cataclysmic “Armageddon,” much like we have
added the suffix –gate to any scandal since 1972.
The irony of adding the name of a hot, desert city to a snowstorm is entertaining enough for me.
Having skewered the misuse of words, let me end with the true sense of
apocalyptic. The truest takeaway from the big snows is that, just as it
was for the first readers of Revelation, God remains in control of
human experience, and that even serious snowfalls can reveal important
theological truths. Above all, God our Creator is sovereign over
creation, and mere mortals cannot control the weather. God’s rule over
weather reminds us of our smallness beside God’s greatness. Yet that
not withstanding, God surely provides for us even in extremes— both
moments of grace and safety and through other people. The ways humans
show our better sides during stressful times is an important revelation,
too. God’s grace and help is uncovered in the neighbor who shovels the
elderly person’s walk, the cup of hot chocolate or coffee shared in the
cold, the snowplow drivers who spend hours working for the community’s
good, the way a shared experience helps us share our humanity. Beauty
glistens in the sunlight after the clouds depart. Those have all been
revealed in, despite, and through the weather.
So maybe not in the scary sort of armageddon shouting from headlines, but in the still small voices of care, it was a revealing snow apocalypse.
In Christ,
David
Texts For Sunday Worship:
From the Hebrew Bible Deuteronomy 18:15-20
From the Epistles I Corinthians 8:1-13
From the Gospels Mark 1:21-28
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